Red Tornado Art Productions©

You know you're a true artist if:

You buy expensive brushes, and have nothing to do your hair with.

You get a feeling of calmness from holding and stroking the bristles of your clean paintbrushes.

When going on a quick errand in your painting cloths you're finding people rave over the 'fashion statement' you didn't even realize you were making.

You know the difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.

You know more than 28 colors.

You paint more than you talk.

You draw your letters instead of write them.

You like to get plastered and paint the town red.

You're in love ... with your studio.

You know that art does not match your sofa.

You can make a whole painting using burnt sienna.